Rumble Strips - Time

Dear Kate,

Today a tramp round the back of Iceland's told me I am the spitting image of Morrissey. This is obviously not true and definitely puts the whole Carlie Waller of the Rumble Strips kinda thing into perspective.

Sorry I ever doubted you.


Kind regards,
Frank.

Worse Romance

Well, where to start? Derren Brown doing a Borat impersonation in what I can only assume is a religious outfit of some sort. A lady with either a dramatic sense of timing or a severe case of CBA. Or the Sugarcubes staff party that's going on on the left-hand side.

Finland, we salute you.